Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Low-fantasy Gaming


I'm in the middle of writing another book, so I've been really preoccupied.  However, I'm stopping everything for a quick moment to write a review for a role-playing game.  Yep – that’s right: a role-playing game.   

It’s called Low-fantasy Gaming (LFG).  I'm not a game designer; I don't know all the eccentricities and math that goes into making a game.  What I do know is if it's fun to play, which is completely subjective, at best.  For the super pros out there: it’s a standard D20 and very similar to an OSR system.

Some things to keep in mind:

1. There might be some rambling involved.
2. I’m not proofreading this.
3. I like low-fantasy.
4. I don't want to flip through a mountain of books or be a role-playing constitutional lawyer in order to play.
5. I like freedom in my game.
6. The game and its modules don't force me to choose between buying them and feeding my family.

I should also disclose that I emailed the game designer, Stephen J. Grodzicki, telling him I enjoyed his game and that it was apparent he put a great amount effort and passion into it.  He asked if I would write a review, if I had time.  I understand this all too well.  Indie artists have a lot of trouble with exposure.  There is so much stuff out there, be it books, games, blogs, and on and on that a small gem can get lost in a pile of dirt clogs.  It happens all the time.  This is why I'm forcing myself to stop what I'm doing, let this cup of coffee get cold, and write this review.


Why low-fantasy?

I don't mind high fantasy, but it can get somewhat ridiculous at times.  I know a good game master can make any setting a fun environment - no need to post that comment.  To me, a long high fantasy campaign can sometimes feel like this:


  • Every 1000 acres there's a castle or liar with an evil necromancer set on enslaving the world.
  • Every other village is suffering from werewolf attacks, cultists, a troll, or a bandit king.
  • Taverns are full of elves, orcs, dwarves, humans, gnomes, halfings, half-orcs, half-elves, half-gnomes, and my personal favorite: half-halfings.  Now, the other half of these halves can be elves, orcs, dwarves, humans, gnomes, or halflings.  Then, there's the half-halves.  I don’t even want to get into it.
  • Every barkeep has rats in their cellar.
  •  Elves are pretentious, know-it-alls jerks.
  •  Dwarves are shrunken, hot-tempered Vikings.
  • Humans are all orphans that probably are somehow of royal blood and destined to do great things.  You are the chosen one!
  •  Orcs are either horribly bad OR just misunderstood.


I could go on, but you get the idea.  I know the above is WAY to the extreme, but sometimes that's how I see it.

In low-fantasy, when a village is being assaulted nightly by a hungry troll, the players don't have to ask which village.  It's generally known, just like the Grendel's attacks were legendary across the kingdom.  Some thought it was just a story, until Beowulf killed it.  Dun, Dun, Duuunnn!  Conversely, when there are 25 different necromancers in 25 different counties trying to take over the world, suddenly your quest doesn't seem so special. 

"Hey guys, where are you and your small warband heading?"
"We're off to stop a necromancer from dominating the world and unleashing a horde of demons."
"Hmmm, the necromancer in Alamance county, down from Haven Crest village?"
"What?  No, the necromancer just past the village in Raven Valley."
"Oh, Gotcha.  I see.  Good luck to you.  We're off to the stop the necromancer in Onslow county.”
“Wait a sec, hold on, be careful if you stop in Rhuneshire village.  There's a werewolf ... and what else ... oh, oh, cultists.  There's cultists."

This is why low-fantasy is so appealing to me, if done correctly.  LFG doesn't have a specific world, but it does have rules that rein in the world enough to keep it low-fantasy.  The predominate race is human and the author suggests sticking with humans.  However, he does give stats for dwarves and elves with the caveat that, if you play one of these races, the player should keep in mind that they are very rare and that most humans have probably never seen one.

The classes are barbarian, bard, fighter, and magic-user.  What? A magic class in a low-fantasy setting?  How does this make sense if there's tons of magic-users running around?  LFG gives a penalty every time a player uses any type of magic.  In the system, magic is inherently bad.  I like this approach.  Magic has the same context in my novels.  It’s not meant to be used and all magic springs forth from evil forces.  So, if you want to be a magic-user in LFG, you will be rolling on what Stephen Grodzicki has labeled the Dark & Dangerous Magic Table - nothing good comes that table.


The Game Book

The entire game is in one book.  You can download the PDF for free here or buy a printed version, which is very cheap.  I bought the print version for under $10 (including shipping).  The book is setup nicely and has an old-school feel to it.  There’s the standard What is a Role-playing Game section and one that explains dice.  There is a monster section that covers most everything you will need in any adventure (yes, even trolls and necromancers).

The best part of the book are the tables that he has put together.  There are encounter tables for every setting, treasure tables, magic item tables (which should be rare), and dungeon generating tables.  The cool part is that he doesn’t just write in plain text the encounter or square footage of the dungeon rooms.  Instead, he describes them like a game master would.  I really think these tables would make this system a great candidate for solo game playing with the Mythic GM Emulator, SoloRPG.com, or any other system of your choice.


Freedom

One of the criticisms I’ve read online is the new ability granted at 3rd, 6th, 9th, and 12th level.  Basically, you get to create the ability yourself, so long as it’s not game-breaking.  I guess this seems like too much work for some people and I totally get that.  For me, I don’t mind because this gives me the freedom to hone the character exactly like I want him to be.  If you have trouble thinking of something, the book even suggests to check out other systems you might already have and borrow an ability from it.  Odds are, if you have one game system, you probably have another.  This rule works for me because I love the freedom of it.  Again, I understand how some game masters might hate it because they have to keep track of all these new abilities (or the player can just remind them, but whatever).


Price

Like I mention above, you can’t beat the price.  If you find another game system cheaper than FREE, good for you.  Stephen Grodzicki has even made some adventure modules, which I believe are around $1.00.  C’mon … $1.00!

So there it is!  My take on the Low-fantasy Gaming system.  It’s really worth a look, even if you’re a super pro that chucks dice better than a bad guy in a Jim Croce song.

Ok, back to writing …

Saturday, July 2, 2016

The De Niro Factor





I’ve never solved a crime nor done anything Facebook worthy in the realm of law enforcement, unless you count the time I shot a bottle rocket into our neighbor’s garage, which facilitated my dad finding our “borrowed” lawnmower.  Since Facebook wasn’t around, I had to actually tell my friends with my actual voice, but it did turn into a sort of Facebook post because 80% of my story was completely fabricated.  So, other than that … nothing.  Zilch.

Now, solving fictional crimes on the boob tube, I’m Benedict Cumberbatch on steroids.  I can usually do it within the first episode of a TV show or the first 15 minutes of a movie.  Yes, I can.  It’s true.  My wife hates it.  It’s not that I can see a clue subtly tucked away in the back corner of the screen.  There’s no keen sense of detail.

It’s one thing: CASTING.

The Visual

Let me paint a picture for you, but with black words in a nondescript font on top of a virtual white piece of paper that will hurt your eyes after a day of gawking at it.

There’s been a murder.  A horrible one.  The worst murder the overweight, veteran cop with one year till retirement has ever seen.  The rookie is puking.  The killer is someone in the neighborhood.

“Lock down the neighborhood.  Knock on every door, dammit.  Bastard’s here somewhere.”

Two cops go door-to-door interviewing neighbors played by obscure, no-name actors.  Then, they get to the rickety house at the end of the street.  They knock.  Slowly, the door opens and there he stands.

“What can I do for you, officers?” asks a shifty ROBERT DE NIRO.

Call it.  Search is over.  It’s him.  It’s Bobby D.

Explanation

They never cast an unknown as the bad guy.  EVER.  It’s always a famous person thrown into a mixing bowl of unknown actors.  Hmmmm.  I wonder who killed little Bobby Sherman?

The Red Herring

Sometimes they’ll throw in two well-known actors.  Same story as above except one neighbor is De Niro and the other is an effeminate-acting Chris Meloni.  Immediately you know: it’s Chris Meloni.  Why?  Because he’s just coming off a long stretch of Law & Order: SVU and wants to branch out. 

“No more tough guys.  I’m sick of it.  I did Shakespeare.  This sucks.”

It’s obviously Chris Meloni and De Niro is the red herring.  Called it.  End of story.  I’m getting some soup, don’t pause it.

Examples (with spoilers)

The Killing

Stop reading if you don’t want to know the maniac in The Killing.

So, we’re watching The Killing where somebody has been killing runaways for years.  Who is it?  We have to find this bastard.  Then, who do I see playing the tiny, bit part of the police sergeant?  Why, it’s well-respected, character actor Elias Koteas.  Why would HE take such a SMALL part in this TV series?  Is he a fan of the show?  In over his head with bookie’s and needs a quick infusion of cash?  Or, is he a sinister psychopath hell-bent on killing teenagers!!!!!

The Bone Collector

Stop reading if you don’t want to know the Seven guy in The Bone Collector.

Denzel is bedridden.  Broken neck (or back?).  His old nemesis is still out there killing off yuppies in taxi cabs.  He’s a brutal bastard and we have to catch him.  Wait a sec’.  I’ve seen his home nurse before.  Where?  Where?  Think, dammit.  Ah.  He was in the movie Seven.  Wait, isn’t he also on Friends sometimes?  Why would he take a part with just one line of dialogue?  Seven and Friends straight to “Ok, you’re looking good, Denzel.”  There you have it.  He’s the killer.  He being Leland Orser (who I will always remember from Seven: “Take it off, man!  Take it off!  He made me do it!)

True Detective

Spoiler for True Detective incoming.

A crazy cultist is killing people or is it a bunch of cultists?  There might be just one lawnmower-riding killer, but who is the leader?  Where does the buck stop?  I knew that very quickly.  Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are walking through the precinct.  They’re randomly introduced to a preacher for like a millisecond.  Wait a second … who is that guy?  I’ve seen him before.  Ohh, its Jay O. Sanders from MASH.  Alright, I’m heating up a burrito.  Don’t pause it.  I’m done here.

Why do they do this?


I know it has to do with money and marketing, but seriously …. c’mon people.  Can’t it be a no-name actor just once?  Are there no decent actors that are capable of playing the psychopath other than veteran New York character actors?

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Where to now?


Now that Ruins of the West is complete, I have a little time before I start my next book.  I'm hoping to blog a little more and post some updates to Facebook.  This weekend I'm going to share my secret to spoiling every mystery you watch on TV or film.  My wife hates it, but it's an uncanny formula that works every time.

I also plan on sharing some of the things that helped me get A Dark Tyranny into so many kindles ("so many" is relative to the crazy world of self-publishing).  It was a self-published book, so it wasn't easy.  I learned some things to do and others to stay far far away from (I'm looking at you Twitter-based promotion services!).

Next, I'm starting to write a thriller set in modern day.  It will be a change of pace for me since I've been in the world of Ehlür over the past two years.

After that, Borman Thyn gets his own book!  Yes, we'll be following the Stone Giants back home to Stone Water.  A lot of readers love Borman Thyn and the rest of the clan.  I do too.  A lot has been happening in Stone Water since they left.  I can't wait to tell you.  I will start the official book 3 after that.  Don't worry.  I'm writing fast.

Hang in there, the week is halfway over!

-C.M. Pendleton

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Ruins of the West is now available!






Dear Readers,

I am very pleased to announce that book two in the Of Darkness & the Light series is now available.  It is entitled Ruins of the West.  

I apologize for the lag between book one and two.  The proceeding books will be published much sooner.  My reader base for A Dark Tyranny went well beyond what I had imagined.  With your help, it sold copies across the world, hit #1 on three separate Amazon Best Sellers Lists, and was featured in SciFi Now.  I am very honored that you took the time to read it.  Rest assured, if you liked A Dark Tyranny, you will love Ruins of the West.

Again, thank you for helping make Of Darkness & the Light part of your library.  It means a great deal to me.

Sincerely,
C.M. Pendleton

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Book 2 Update




Hello everyone!

Readers have reached out to me regarding the status of book two.  I’m happy to report that book two will be available in June 2016! 

I’ll be the first to admit that there was a lag between book one and two.  This will not be the case for the next books in the series.  I have great plans for the characters and their struggles in Ehlür.  Finn, Nylah, Matthias, Ellison, Borman Thyn and the others are very real to me and I don’t like feeling that they’re in limbo.  I will let everyone know the exact date book two will be available in the next week or so. 

A Dark Tyranny did much better than was originally anticipated.  It sold copies in many different countries, reached #1 on three separate Amazon Bestseller Lists, was featured in SciFi Now (internationally distributed magazine), and was positively reviewed on many blogs.  This would not have been possible without you.  Your readership means a great deal to me.  I’m honored to be able to share this story with you.  Of Darkness & the Light would be nothing without its readers.

I will do my best to keep all of you updated during the course of the series.  Please don’t hesitate to contact me.  I love hearing from readers and do my best to respond to every email or post.

Again, a heartfelt thank you to all of you.

Warm regards,
C.M. Pendleton

Wake Forest, NC
2016